Sadly, yesterday, I had to say goodbye to my young apprentice. Early readers of this blog will recall my adventures with him and will, no doubt, also be traumatised by this sad, sad news. As you would expect, I waved goodbye, tears running down my face, as my young apprentice made his way down the driveway. As he disappeared, I was choked with emotion, knowing I would never see him again. I know you readers will share with me my overwhelming sadness, so I’ve decided to share with you my last keepsake photo of dear Luke Warmwater. The picture is fuzzy because my vision was so blurred from crying I couldn’t focus properly. Yes, so there you have it. Luke Warmwater has finally passed to the great force in the sky. He has been replaced by a more more advanced model which I am calling The Emperor. I am a