Up Yours, Brussels (or Keep Your Hands off My Jars, Please)
Keep your hands off our jars, Mr Brussels, We will do with them whatever we please We will fill them with strawberries Or lush green peas But we will do with them whatever we darn well please Keep your hands of our jam, Mr EU We will do with it whatever we want We will sell it from wheelchairs Or village school fairs But we will do with it whatever we darn well please Keep your hand off our traditions, Mr Bossy We will do with them whatever we please We don’t need your guidance Or your ridiculous licence And we will do whatever we darn well please Keep out of our affairs, Mr Despot We will act however we want We will make jam for our teas And our sweet pastries AND WE WILL DO WHATEVER WE DARN WELL PLEASE Keep away from our isles, Mr Dictator We will