My Analysis of Recent Articles at The Guardian

Blimey, I haven’t even had time to write my list of lost things yet and The Guardian are already banging on about feminism again. Apparently, it’s not okay to call women “girls” but it okay to call men “boys.”

Surely, there’s more to life than that to complain about? I can think of some really big issues worth having a rant about. I could even make up some stories to rant about. Maybe about something I’ve lost. (Not a ring obviously – see last post.) How about when I lost my virginity? That’s got to be a hell of a lot more interesting to just about everyone including feminists and misogynists.

Anyway, I am happy if a man wants to call me a “girl.” The fact that he would probably be 95 years old, blind and suffer from senile dementia is irrelevant – it would still make me feel young and sexy.

The Guardian are also whinging about the niceness of the Royal Christening photos today. What bores. Anyway, I can’t take that article seriously as it’s written by someone who is clearly an Elvis impersonator.

Anyway, being an expert in analysis I have created this pie chart so you can easily see for yourselves what is happening lately at The Guardian.

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Paula says:

30 July 2015 at 6:19 PM

This is humor at it's finest. I am glad I came to peruse your blog today!!

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Jane Turley says:

2 August 2015 at 11:16 AM

I made a pie chart on the amount of facial hairs on women over forty once, Paula. I expect you can guess the results. LOL

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