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The often dubious, politically incorrect and mainly humorous musings of Ms Jane Turley, (Ex) Housewife Extraordinaire.

#AtoZChallenge 2025

The Weight Loss Challenge Day Three

Right, so after 3 full days on the diet I am 5lbs lighter. And I haven’t even cut off my toenails yet – how good is that?!

I’m also suffering from no side effects like headaches, tiredness and queasiness as so often happens when starting a new dieting regime. In fact, I feel more awake than usual which is bizarre as I’ve added a hour of exercise each day which I haven’t done on a regular basis since the clocks went back in October. I ought to be completely knackered  but I’m not -although irritatingly my insomnia has returned with a vengeance these past three nights and I’ve barely slept a wink. Now it could be my metabolism speeding up again and taking a few days to settle down or it could be I’m going to descend into another few months of the eternal sleepless hell. At the moment, I don’t feel particularly tired so I’m coping well without the rest but that could change at any moment and by next week I could be wiggling my ears, talking gibberish and marching to school with my pots and pans spouting diatribe about the state of education. Okay, I do that anyway but sometimes without any sleep I can go off the rails a bit more than usual….

Anyway, talking of pots and pans Mr T has been eyeing up saucepans whilst on his vacations. In particular, he has expressed an interest in the non stick variety with durable silicon handles. Ha! There is no pan immune to the cooking disabilities of Mrs T! So let Mr T spend his money on pans: I will be spending my cash on some nice undies. (The ones with the lock and key obviously.)

Here’s one I burnt earlier – well about 6 weeks ago. I’m still working on chipping off the charred remains of a white sauce. When I get a moment I’ll go to that thing called “The Shed” and find the steel wool. This is a stainless steel saucepan – they burn nicely but you can still save them – no can do with that stuff they call non-stick and nobody can convince me otherwise!

Well tomorrow is young Master Ben’s 10th birthday and the day he returns to school. He always misses out with a birthday so near to Christmas so later today I am taking the boys into London for a special treat – we are going to see The Lion King in the West End. It’s a while since I’ve been to West End for a stage production so I’m really quite excited – I just hope I’m not overcome by sleep deprivation by then and nod off during the performance! I think The Lion King is one of my favourite, if not my very favourite, Disney film and although I’m not a huge fan of Jeremy Irons I think he articulates the part of Scar brilliantly. Here’s one of my favourite clips;

I just love that line; “It’s clear from your vacant expressions, the lights aren’t all on upstairs.”

Wonderful!

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3 responses

  1. Hey there Mrs T! Have a great time in London, and do tell Mr. Ben that blog friends from far across the blog send him birthday greetings. Do wish I could go for a musical*sigh*

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