How long did you take to plan your wedding?

Oh cripes.

I just read about a woman who planned her wedding day for TEN WHOLE years – even though she hadn’t even met her husband to be.

Is that normal??? Answers on a postcard please – but if you want to write a thesis go ahead. You could get a doctorate out of it. I know I could.

I reckon I could turn that idea into a novel. Yeah, imagine that. It would probably be a psycho-thriller of course.

Although it could also be erotica – only instead of the heroine making out with a Christian Grey type of character she self-flagellates with copies of Brides Weekly or Good Housekeeping.

What d’you reckon?

You know, I was feeling kind of low today. A bit bored, a bit depressed. Perhaps even on the edge of tucking into a forbidden chocolate bar. Now I know what to do to keep myself occupied – I’m going to start planning my funeral. Now that should be a real laugh.

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G. B. Miller says:

31 January 2013 at 9:16 AM

I think mine was about five months worth of planning. 'Course, I was just along for the ride.

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Jane Turley says:

31 January 2013 at 9:17 AM

You daredevil G!!!

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