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The often dubious, politically incorrect and mainly humorous musings of Ms Jane Turley, (Ex) Housewife Extraordinaire.

Word Crimes and Fashion Crimes

The musical parody of Robin Thicke’s Blurred Lines by Al Yankovic is a fun reminder to us all about the value of literacy. I’ve no objection to people cutting corners with their grammar on social media – but I do think it’s important they know how to use it correctly in the first place. I’m starting to get the hang of text-speak myself – if I’m pressed for time I occasionally substitute “u” for “you” and sometimes I substitute “No way!” for anything which would normally be a 5 page rant.  I’m also  trying to brush-up my vocab by working my way through Mr Blobby’s Guide to the ABC. I am up to the letter F. Which is handy as I find f-words invaluable.

You see I like to keep up with the times. I know you lot think I’m an old stick-in-the-mud but I’m actually a forward-thinking and liberal person. Some might say I’m even fashion-concious and trendy. In fact I recently bought some trendy black leggings. Although I had to take them back for a refund – when I realised they weren’t a triple pack of car-polishing cloths.

Anyway, that’s my post on writers’ news finished. Hoorah. It’s dull stuff I know but I feel I must fit-in with the crowd and do what all the other writers are doing. Of course, the good news is now that I have one post I can work it into a self-help manual in about twenty years time when I’ve thought up some other ground-breaking advice.

 So, to sum up, so far two I’ve got two valuable pointers for inclusion in my self-help guide:

1.Writers – know your grammar.

2. Writers – don’t wear black leggings it makes you look even more mentally unstable. Especially if you wear them with a fuzzy hat and a paisley scarf.

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